Cargo Shorts Appreciation Thread 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 01/20/2017 at 14:11 • Filed to: None

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Cargo shorts > short shorts

random001 > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:14

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They have so much storage and utility....

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:14

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Cargo shorts is best shorts

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:15

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So much storage and cooling for my yeti legs.

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:16

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You left out short jorts.

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:17

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I urban dictionaried “cargo shorts” it made me laugh.  

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:17

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What about jorts?

Who will speak up for the jorts?

TheHondaBro > Jcarr 01/20/2017 at 14:18

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Absolutely no one because jorts are fake shorts.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:18

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Cargo short and birks are the correct answer.

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:18

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#jortlegsfatter

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala! 01/20/2017 at 14:18

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Because they’re fake shorts.

Tekamul > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:19

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Cargo shorts with hammer loop. All utility. No limitations.

TheHondaBro > E90M3 01/20/2017 at 14:19

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Urban Dictionary is fake news.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:20

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Short shorts > everything

Alfalfa > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:20

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Sure, if it’s 2006.

TheHondaBro > Alfalfa 01/20/2017 at 14:21

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No.

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:21

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Zero Pinocchios 

TheHondaBro > The Lurktastic Opponaught 01/20/2017 at 14:22

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Not all of us are that white.

For Sweden > Jcarr 01/20/2017 at 14:22

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No.

Ban UF

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/20/2017 at 14:22

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Cargo shorts > all

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:22

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I went into a store the other day to get a sweater because I finally finished destroying the other one I had bought there after too many years.

They had 5" men’s shorts.

I have 5" running shorts for my long distance running in hot weather kind of stuff.

I felt conspicuous when I bought the 8" shorts this summer.

5" means a heckuva a lot of man-thigh.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 01/20/2017 at 14:23

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Cargo shorts > gym shorts

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 01/20/2017 at 14:24

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From their website. 5" shorts.

I feel like if you’re the kind of guy to wear 5" shorts, you should shave your legs just for the sake of everyone.

Jcarr > For Sweden 01/20/2017 at 14:24

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We need Jort Reform.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:24

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#ImpeachHondaBro

404 - User No Longer Available > E90M3 01/20/2017 at 14:25

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Should look up Nissan Juke.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dnissan%2520juke%26amp%3Dtrue?client=ms-android-blackberry

Someone should get the P from a Patrol badge and swap the J out.

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/20/2017 at 14:25

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I’M NOT EVEN PRESIDENT YOU RAPSCALLION

My bird IS the word > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:25

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zip off cargo pants > cargo shorts

TheHondaBro > My bird IS the word 01/20/2017 at 14:25

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Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:26

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E90M3 > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/20/2017 at 14:26

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Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

Was not disappointed.

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 14:27

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Tripper > E90M3 01/20/2017 at 14:28

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Spot on lol

Chariotoflove > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:28

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Then what about

TheHondaBro > Chariotoflove 01/20/2017 at 14:30

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u fookin wot m8

E90M3 > Tripper 01/20/2017 at 14:30

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cargo shorts, NF

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Lurktastic Opponaught 01/20/2017 at 14:30

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Cargo short and birks crocks are the correct answer.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/20/2017 at 14:32

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Only if they’re orange.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:33

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Overall Shorts FTW!!!

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:41

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Until this moment I had totally forgotten about Eddie Griffin.

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:43

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Cargo shorts for the win.

Excuse my balding head. Lol.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 01/20/2017 at 14:45

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#skysoutthighsout

Jagvar > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 14:47

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Ain’t nothin’ sexier than shorty-shorts.

404 - User No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/20/2017 at 14:50

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Tobias agrees.

Roadster Man > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 14:52

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Did you really?

Mattbob > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 15:10

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I’m all for the pockets, but the elastic waistband is a no-go.

Svend > My bird IS the word 01/20/2017 at 15:38

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No. Because I’ve done it several times. I zip off the bottoms, I misplace them or just decide not to put them back on. Long story short, the shorts go through the wash a few times, so when you find the bottoms and put them back on, they are a different colour.

PowderHound > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 15:44

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Nah. Short shorts > everything. Because my legs are great and must be shown off

TheHondaBro > Jagvar 01/20/2017 at 18:00

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*unzips cargo shorts*

TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/20/2017 at 18:01

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uh

TheHondaBro > PowderHound 01/20/2017 at 18:01

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Not all of us have bald legs.

The Compromiser > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 18:44

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My drawer of cargo shorts appreciates your cargo short appreciation post.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/20/2017 at 18:52

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Hmmm.... I have another idea of what or more like what he should not be wearing hhnnngg

bubblestheturtle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/20/2017 at 19:12

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And I thought the man-bun was as bad as it got. So wrong.

bubblestheturtle > Jagvar 01/20/2017 at 19:13

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Very popular at pride parades. I doubt that will ever change.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Jagvar 01/20/2017 at 20:12

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Y-M-C-A! I demand that you remove this picture of me immediately!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Roadster Man 01/20/2017 at 20:15

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Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 20:54

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no

TheHondaBro > Stef Schrader 01/20/2017 at 20:56

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Your opinion is fake.

Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 21:18

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You can lie to yourself all you want about grandpa shorts being a good idea, but that doesn’t make me wrong! The facts are the facts, man.

Stef Schrader > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 01/20/2017 at 21:29

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mmm yesssss

THE 80s HAVE RETURNED.

(Puffalumps next, please.)

TheHondaBro > Stef Schrader 01/20/2017 at 21:31

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#BoycottJalopnik

#NotMyShorts

Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro 01/20/2017 at 22:14

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You can’t handle the truth!

#FP4ever

Stef Schrader > Mattbob 01/20/2017 at 22:17

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the waistband is the most egregiously terrible part

Long Live the Longdoor > TheHondaBro 01/21/2017 at 22:36

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As I like to say, “they’re the SUV of shorts”.